headwheel

Headwheel occurs when you are driving, and one of your passengers makes some sort of inane or ridiculous comment that would normally make you headdesk if you were at your computer. The head moves forward and connects with the steering wheel in a manner meant to vent frustration. With many steering wheel designs, headwheel can produce an extended honk, alerting pedestrians and other motorists of the nutcase in your car.

Headwheel also occurs when you are the victim of an overzealous backseat driver.

"You shouldn't be passing other cars at night!"
*headwheel*

"Don't go so fast around that turn!"
*headwheel*

"Do ...do....do....you need a break man? I'm sotally tober enough to drive!"
*headwheel*

"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I THINK THAT WAS A COP!"
"That was a tow truck."
"It can still pull us over!"
*headwheel*

by OrigD September 6, 2009

headcheese

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.

I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.

by Calixity August 25, 2005

HeadCheese

The stuff that get stuck under your foreskin after masturbating or having sex.

David: brb gonna take a shower to get rid of some headcheese.

noob Head Cheese Headcheese

by The Great Cornholio Of UD September 14, 2009

Headshell

The dried cum that gets caked around someone's mouth after giving head.

Man that chickenhead just came out of the bathroom with some major headshell.

by MarcB!!!! June 9, 2021

headcheese

Awesome stuff that accumulates on a hooded dick. Ripens with age. An acquired taste.

that homo loves my headcheese

by Nikhil_Kapoor April 19, 2006

Head Wheel

When a man receives oral sex while at the same time driving and slams on the breaks, thrusting the victim into the steering wheel and causing the horn to blow.

Traffic: what the fuck are you beeping at moron?!?
Driver: nothing mam, just some head wheel.

by HAVOKKK March 20, 2011

headcheese

Considered an exotic food, it is far than being anywhere near exotic. Head cheese is made of the different parts of the heads of different animals that were used for other meats, and called "exotic" when in fact is truly nothing more than a ball of leftovers.

Having a steak and potato dinner at a steak house is more exotic than having a slice of headcheese. Eww...

by Katopolis February 20, 2005