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Nightstand boots 

1. Boots that would look at home near a nightstand, amid a pile of clothes, next to a bed occupied by the owners of the aforementioned clothes.

2. Boots that a sexually promiscuous woman would wear.
"Damn girl, those are nightstand boots if I ever saw them."

Stacy: "Oh my god did you see her boots?"
Gwen: "Oh my god, TOTAL nightstand boots."
Nightstand boots by Drecid December 28, 2013

Chinese Nightstand 

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!
I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!

Two nightstand 

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand
Two nightstand by T1212 July 6, 2019

longhorn nightstand 

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally.
I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this

Uncle Fester's Nightstand 

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

belladonna/deadly nightshade 

A hardy shrub with red to blue~purple berries that are Poison; the leaves are too & if eaten, will cause delirium & hallucinations! In the Olden days, women used this to increase the size of the pupils of their eyes~this was seen as a sign of Beauty. Also, long long ago it was used as an anesthetic during surgery.
I have a delightful belladonna/deadly nightshade plant in my flower garden. I adore it!