hatdad

a dad who is constantly wearing a hat. most likely covering up baldness or protecting the head from the sun. or maybe just because it looks cool.
also the hat is most commonly a baseball cap.

kimmy and kiefer's dads are hatdads. hatdad smith and hatdad rabe always wear their hats to cover up their baldness.

hatdad by fuckel January 17, 2009

Hadad 

A young brown man who resides in his basement of wonders, known to many as "the lair." He is extremely hard, if not impossible, to get a hold of, unless he is trying to contact you himself...in which case he will do so from a different variant number each time. He is undoubtedly a man of mystery and potions. In his mainstream life, he works as a coffee man at a local coffee shop. At night, he is either at one end of the Earth, or in his basement concocting magical wonders and mysteries of which cannot even be documented by the Discovery Channel itself. Alternate slang names include: Habibi, the 'dad, bibi, hobo hadad.

*Phone rings* "Hi, is Hadad there?"
"No."

Hadad by Tuxedo Mask April 30, 2008

hat dad 

The quintessential picture of a suburban douchebag dad after 2000. Never seen without a ball-cap. Typically enjoys discussing "working with my hands," attempting to re-live their "glory days" of sports through petty fighting at youth sporting events, and usually avoids public responsibility for their children and dogs.

Did you see that hat dad throw his beer at the little league umpire? He should spend less time harassing the coach and more time getting his dog off the field.

hat dad by Linguistic 121 April 17, 2020

Whitman, Price, and Haddad 

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

Whitman, Price, and Haddad by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

hatbadge

One of the most derogatory terms in the english dictionary. Used primarily in the IT business, a hatbadge is someone who lacks the knowledge to repair a computer, but acts like they know how.

That hose hound Ben formated a computer by accident, that fucking hatbadge can go eat a fat cawk.

hatbadge by tld March 19, 2005

dylan statham and william hadaddin 

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

dylan statham and william hadaddin by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

Lil Haddad 

Lil haddad the best fucking rapper ever

"You've never heard of lil haddad"

"get the fuck outta here"

Lil Haddad by Lil haddad fan November 24, 2020