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The quintessential picture of a suburban douchebag dad after 2000. Never seen without a ball-cap. Typically enjoys discussing "working with my hands," attempting to re-live their "glory days" of sports through petty fighting at youth sporting events, and usually avoids public responsibility for their children and dogs.
Did you see that hat dad throw his beer at the little league umpire? He should spend less time harassing the coach and more time getting his dog off the field.
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by Linguistic 121 April 17, 2020
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a dad who is constantly wearing a hat. most likely covering up baldness or protecting the head from the sun. or maybe just because it looks cool.
also the hat is most commonly a baseball cap.
kimmy and kiefer's dads are hatdads. hatdad smith and hatdad rabe always wear their hats to cover up their baldness.
by fuckel January 17, 2009
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