kiefer

a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed

"So how was your blind date last night?"
"Awesome, he was a kiefer!"

by IamWhoIamOnlyIamBetter June 24, 2009

kiefer

A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.

"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer

by kittykatluver June 14, 2009

kiefer

kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver

wow they’re a kiefer!

by willy boi October 19, 2019

kiefer

a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.

i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!

by dr. fuckel January 22, 2009

kiefer

(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.

(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims

(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.

(adj) my ride's kiefer.

by jon goteem January 19, 2006

kiefer

noun; the compartment of the grinder into which the well-ground marijuana, or kief, falls into. the lower-most section of the grinder.

Does your grinder include a kiefer?

by lovessthebeach November 04, 2009

kiefer

also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.

::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH

by neilbauer May 13, 2005