(n.) One who lingers around college residence halls with the sole intention of learning residents' names so that he may facebook friend them because he has few friends in real life; a foul penis stench

(v.) To facebook friend someone within minutes after meeting them for the first time at a college residence hall

Neff really pulled a Haddad when he friended that lesbian he met at the study lounge and asked if she knew of anything going on later.

Haddad by ScottHouseRep. November 14, 2009

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Haddad

A teacher that'll beat the shit outta you if you don't get the right answer to a math problem

Man, she's such a fucking Haddad

Haddad by ItsSnipishFromYT October 7, 2021

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Whitman, Price, and Haddad

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

Whitman, Price, and Haddad by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

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Lil Haddad

Lil haddad the best fucking rapper ever

"You've never heard of lil haddad"

"get the fuck outta here"

Lil Haddad by Lil haddad fan November 24, 2020

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