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Hatlad condenses of a man with balls the size of bowling balls, he will absolutely give 0 fuck about your opinion
"I think oranges are good fruits"
"I don't care, I'm such a HatLad"
HatLad by SixSeas April 21, 2022
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halad moment 

A great moment in gaming history.
YO you see that singed get a pentakill?? That was a HALAD MOMENT!!!
halad moment by Bogartcross September 5, 2021
the new yolo, Stands for:
H-have
A- a
T-terrible
L-life
A-ahead
When you don't like someone you tell them Hatla Bro !
Hatla by Ryanelle, Rheyanne October 18, 2012
One of the most derogatory terms in the english dictionary. Used primarily in the IT business, a hatbadge is someone who lacks the knowledge to repair a computer, but acts like they know how.
That hose hound Ben formated a computer by accident, that fucking hatbadge can go eat a fat cawk.
hatbadge by tld March 19, 2005
In Romania HALADIT its a term that defines a person that is cool that has value. Its a gangster’s term.
Ionuța: Ce haladit esti mai Ionel.. -> Wow what HALADIT you are Ionel.
Ionel: Sa te pup in bot Ionuțo, mersi frumos. -> Kiss you on the muzzle Ionuțo, thank you very much.
Haladit by cinevaul September 24, 2022

Roy Halladay Dump 

The DOC aka Dump Of Champions. This is the dump to trump all dumps. The dump that gets held in for hours only to be released with class, dignity, and style.
TheMatador - Dude, my stomach was pounding all day at work and I couldn't do anything about it

Preki - What did you do?

TheMatador - took a Roy Halladay Dump when I got home.

Preki - Wicked!
Roy Halladay Dump by the_matador March 17, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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