hasbean

A adult female (like Anne Heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she's really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, PTA, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dykes rather bitter.

PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."

Oh she was hot for pussy in college, but like so many now she's just a hasbean.

by Axel von Auersperg December 6, 2005

hasbeend

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009

Hasbian

A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

hasbeen

In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.

The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."

by dearhearts November 4, 2003

Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.

Anne Heche is a hasbian

by Ed November 9, 2003

All County [Hasbeen]

Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.

Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.

by David Hills October 2, 2007

hasbeen

someone who USED to be famous but now is nothing more than a puss with nothing better to do than try to get back in business

David - Yo nigga did u see "Rock Of Love" last night?
Kenny - Naa son Bret Michaels is a fuckin hair straightening, eye liner wearing, spray on tanned douche bag hasbeen.

by sal flip February 5, 2008