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a term referring to a soon-to-be ex-husband; more specifically, this term celebrates his transition from "being somebody" to "being nobody"
Jane: hey! how's jim?

Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!
Words you can keep
Boyband on reunion tour OR group Frankensteined t
together with members from various boybands
When Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block went on tour as NKOTBSB, they turned two formerly popular boybands into one giant hasband.
Hasband by wbrucew December 11, 2011

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.
Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.
sports husband by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

Ineffable husbands

The ship name between Crowley and Aziraphale from the book and Amazon Prime show, “Good Omens.”
“The ineffable husbands may not say it but they definitely love each other”

Ineffable husbands are actually canon”

Husbandosexual 

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.
Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)
Husbandosexual by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020

corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.
have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy
corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020

Dua for husband come back 

Dua for husband come back should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.

Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.

Wear clean clothes.

Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.

Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.

Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.

After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.

Then blow your breath on a glass of water.

Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.

After that make a dua to Allah SWT.

Insha Allah your husband come back and become much better.

Do this dua for 15 days.

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Dua for husband come back
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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