hasbeend

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009

hasbeen

In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.

The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."

by dearhearts November 4, 2003

All County [Hasbeen]

Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.

Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.

by David Hills October 2, 2007

hasbeen

someone who USED to be famous but now is nothing more than a puss with nothing better to do than try to get back in business

David - Yo nigga did u see "Rock Of Love" last night?
Kenny - Naa son Bret Michaels is a fuckin hair straightening, eye liner wearing, spray on tanned douche bag hasbeen.

by sal flip February 5, 2008

Hasbeen

Someone who graduates from high school and can't except the fact that they are no longer in high school and continue to hang around with high schoolers. They cant move on and continue to hang around their hometown. Never leaving. #losers #moveonewithyourlife #kendra

Kendra is such a hasbeen. Oh my gosh are they ever go leave, like stop being a hasbeen.

by Realbitch00 February 18, 2017

i-hasbeen

an outdated/redundant apple macintosh product up to and inclueding usually only 6 months old from new. Society, peers and retail stores pressure us to update to the new 'i' product the instant it is released.

"Dude I camped outside Dick Smith last night so i could be the first fuckwit with the i-pad 5"
" snap out of it ya stooge! dont you realise you will be back there in 6 months camping out again when it becomes an

i-hasbeen"

by chrisee t November 9, 2012

Fanny Hasbeen

A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.

Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle

New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day

Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.

by Hugo Moustachio June 21, 2015