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hasbeend 

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex
The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.
hasbeend by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009
Words you can keep
In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.
The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."
hasbeen by dearhearts November 4, 2003

All County [Hasbeen] 

Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.
Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.
someone who USED to be famous but now is nothing more than a puss with nothing better to do than try to get back in business
David - Yo nigga did u see "Rock Of Love" last night?
Kenny - Naa son Bret Michaels is a fuckin hair straightening, eye liner wearing, spray on tanned douche bag hasbeen.
hasbeen by sal flip February 5, 2008
Someone who graduates from high school and can't except the fact that they are no longer in high school and continue to hang around with high schoolers. They cant move on and continue to hang around their hometown. Never leaving. #losers #moveonewithyourlife #kendra
Kendra is such a hasbeen. Oh my gosh are they ever go leave, like stop being a hasbeen.
Hasbeen by Realbitch00 February 18, 2017
an outdated/redundant apple macintosh product up to and inclueding usually only 6 months old from new. Society, peers and retail stores pressure us to update to the new 'i' product the instant it is released.
"Dude I camped outside Dick Smith last night so i could be the first fuckwit with the i-pad 5"
" snap out of it ya stooge! dont you realise you will be back there in 6 months camping out again when it becomes an

i-hasbeen"
i-hasbeen by chrisee t November 9, 2012

Fanny Hasbeen 

A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.

Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle

New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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