habean

Habean: A name carried by a very dangerous lady with an army of birds that poop on you

Habean just summoned her birds on us... god help us

habean by murghakoiman December 9, 2023

Habeas Corpus 

The right of habeas corpus is the constitutionally bestowed right of a person to present evidence before a court that he or she has been wrongly imprisoned.

The law just can't keep you locked up, execute you, or decide your fate without a determination of whether you've committed a crime or not.

Section 9 of the US constitution states - The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Since September 11th, Habeas Corpus has been suspended and the government has the right to execute enemy combatants without trial. They've also passed law that they can execute American citizens without trial as well if they are considered a threat.

President Bush and Lincoln are the only two presidents to suspend Habeas Corpus and it is still currently suspended under the Obama administration (2010) giving the federal government full rights to assassinate whom ever they deem necessary without accusation or trial.

Habeas Corpus by ImyoHuckleberry April 12, 2010

Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.

One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.

Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Haban

Hoe Ass Bitch Ass Nigggggga

Yo Savon, you’re a haban

Haban by Nate with a 4 April 30, 2019

Habenero Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

Habenero Hangover by Kronite March 23, 2008

Wholly Habanero 

The act of shoving a habanero up your and/or your partners ass during sex

My wife did a wholly habanero last night in bed

Wholly Habanero by Cellucci November 30, 2018

habanada 

HAVE A NICE DAY; in Everybody Loves Raymond when Ray gets take-out from the Chinese Restaurant, the lady says "habanada" as he leaves, he later finds out she was saying "have a nice day"

exiting a store, the clerk says: "habanada"

habanada by Juju Huckabee September 19, 2006