hasbeend

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex
The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.
by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009
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nipkles

What you see when a little old lady isn't wearing a bra, resulting in nipples around the ankles.
That little old lady needs a better bra; she's got nipkles.
by @trick_or_tweet December 10, 2009
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