black out

when the power goes out.

New york experienced a massive black otu.

by Ed September 01, 2003

strong bad

1) Most crapfully awesome dude from homestarrunner.com 2) Dude with e-mail 3)Going to check mah e-mail

by Ed June 09, 2003

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 06, 2005

kaning

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!

by ed May 13, 2005

esoteric

adj.
1)understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite.
2)belonging to the select few.
3)private; secret;confidential.

TRISHA: and the winning theme is 'That Episode of Whos the Boss Where Tony Sees Rachael Naked in the Shower.
PETER: YES! That's mine! un-freakin-believable!
LOIS: Peter, isn't that somewhat esoteric?
PETER: Lois, Whos the Boss isn't a food.

by Ed August 04, 2004

slop shot

The climax of a porn scene featuring a male wherein the camera focuses in on the male's junk, and he blows his spooge all over the place. Also known as a cum shot.

"Everybody take cover! Here comes the slop shot!"

"So what? We are across the room from those two rutting persons."

"Can you not see, fool? That man is none other than Peter North!"

/everybody screams and ducks behind tables\

by Ed March 03, 2004

euphemism

1. the substitution of a milder, vaguer word or expression for one considered to be offensive or unpleasant.
2. the word or expression so substituted.

"Put to sleep" is a euphemism for "kill".

by ed January 19, 2003