harthan 

the fucking best canadian in canada or the world. hottest guy alive. hes a deff boss and has a giant penis

did you see that porn vid?
yeah that guy was a definate harthan

harthan by gigggity July 9, 2009

Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Phil Hartman 

A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.

RIP Phil Hartman 1948-1998

Phil Hartman by predeckis May 21, 2006

Phil Hartman 

The greatest SNL cast member of all time who sadly died prematurely.

If Phil Hartman's wife was going to kill herself anyway, why did it matter if he was dead?

Phil Hartman by Frumious Bandersnatch July 19, 2003

Butch Hartman 

A once great cartoonist gone sour; known for creating Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, T.U.F.F. Puppy, and Bunsen is a Beast. However his Hollywood career tainted his mind as well as having access to the internet to share his bad takes.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.

That guy, Butch Hartman. I dunno...seems a little looney. Fairly Odd Parents was good though.

Butch Hartman by FaolanOrion March 4, 2021

ollie hartlanded 

when you talk and/or date somebody for a long period of time but just for fun because you are knowing full well from the start that you would never start a relationship with them because you’re a bitch.

‘woah bro that’s so peak, he totally ollie hartlanded her’

ollie hartlanded by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019

Hathanksmas 

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.

Happy Hathanksmas! Let's put on some costumes so we can go sing carols while the turkey cooks.

Hathanksmas by Pink Paprika September 25, 2011