Halthanksmas

A holiday beginning on October 31st and spanning through to December 31st, created to facilitate the retail season;
A season completely devoid of any spiritual, social or religious significance, devoted solely to bolstering the sales of National mega-chains;
A new opportunity for Hallmark Cards to create a non holiday

"Don, have you started your Halthanksmas shopping? Its getting late - yesterday was Labor Day!"
"Last year my parents really missed the boat on the Halthanksmas shopping sales, and the new Nintendo DS add on were all sold out by October- I'm so pissed",
"I can't believe I forgot to get Doreen a Halthanksmas card ,and gift certificate to Wal-Marts- I'm such a shitty boss...."

by wstlnguy November 12, 2009

Hathanksmas

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.

Happy Hathanksmas! Let's put on some costumes so we can go sing carols while the turkey cooks.

by Pink Paprika September 25, 2011

Hallothanksmas

Hallothanksmas is an event running from early October to New Years Eve. Due to peoples obsessive need to start the holidays earlier and earlier, the Three holidays of Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas have merged into one huge morass of shopping.

So have you already done youre Hallothanksmas shopping?

by Matt Reuter November 30, 2005

Hallothanksmas

An unofficial term used to describe the period of year where the three major holidays reside in (October through December), the holidays being Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

Joe: have you heard the news?
Brandon: Yeah! It’s October! The start of hallothanksmas!!

by GeosWorld October 18, 2022