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Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.
All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome
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A small, cute dog. People enjoy puppies because they're cute and playful, but after about three weeks they've grown into full-size dogs who knock stuff over and take dumps on your furniture.
Damn it Harold, your puppy just took a shit on my Barcalounger.
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1. A very cute, young, fuzzy, typically small and playful dog.
2. Referring to an object.
3. (Slang) A very attractive girl who attracts guys by whining.
1. Nothing is cuter, sweeter, or snugglier than a puppy. =)
2. That's one fast puppy!
3. The new girl on my street is a puppy.
by Someone, March 09, 2006
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