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harstad

Harstad is a shitty city in Norway.
-Hey! Let's go to Harstad!
-Hell no! I'd rather do some Sheep Booting!
by Petttttter January 12, 2008
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Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025
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Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.
Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.
by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020
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Harshad

Harshad is the most amazing person you will meet. He is cute patient smart and perfectionist. He likes to takecare of everyone around him and is an unstoppable force of nature. He is very knowledgable but is not cocky. He is confident and can work it!! His smile can literally make you swoon and he is an amazing kisser. Any girl would be lucky to have him in her life! Usually his friends call him baba but he is popularly known as mr.querido.
Hey I heard you finally met Harshad! He must have swept you off your feet!
by JustyourfanGia May 19, 2020
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Harshada

That person is so Harshada
by Russian Bumpkin April 13, 2011
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Hastadized

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.
Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."
by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008
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Harshad Chopda

It means anti social. If you take long breaks and are not active on social media you are called Harshad Chopda.
Even in 21st century he is such a Harshad Chopda
by Harshad_my_life January 24, 2021
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