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Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.

Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020

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