harestad

Shitty ass school with shitty ass teacher's . If go here you have a maximum IQ of 10

My school is called harestad

by Undercover teacher at harestad November 25, 2021

harstad

Harstad is a shitty city in Norway.

-Hey! Let's go to Harstad!
-Hell no! I'd rather do some Sheep Booting!

by Petttttter January 12, 2008

Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.

Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020

Harstadsløyfa

Tjukt brysthår som stikker frem fra en åpen skjortekrage. Velegnet substitutt for slips eller tversoversløyfe.

Harstadsløyfa til Bjørn skinte mykt i kveldssolen da han åpnet skjorta.

by Sløvnes May 28, 2020

Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.

After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025