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Harstad is a shitty city in Norway.
-Hey! Let's go to Harstad!
-Hell no! I'd rather do some Sheep Booting!
harstad by Petttttter January 12, 2008

Markus Hårstad 

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.
Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

Harstadsløyfa

Tjukt brysthår som stikker frem fra en åpen skjortekrage. Velegnet substitutt for slips eller tversoversløyfe.
Harstadsløyfa til Bjørn skinte mykt i kveldssolen da han åpnet skjorta.
Harstadsløyfa by Sløvnes May 28, 2020

Harstad handshake 

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake