harpoonist
harpoonist by tr3533r February 4, 2010
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man the harpoons
phrase
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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Man the Harpoons
When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
Man the Harpoons by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
The Harpoons
That which must be manned.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
The Harpoons by mightymoksha September 28, 2009
Man the Harpoons!
The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
Man the Harpoons! by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010
Harpoons
harpooning
-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off
harpooning by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
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