harpoonist 

A male who hunts, dates, and porks fat girls(whales).

Hey bro, Club Bounce is full of fat broads. I know, it takes a harpoonist to pick up a chick here.

harpoonist by tr3533r February 4, 2010

man the harpoons 

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Man the Harpoons 

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

Man the Harpoons by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010

The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*

The Harpoons by mightymoksha September 28, 2009

Man the Harpoons! 

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

Man the Harpoons! by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

Harpoons 

When something is wild or crazy

Did you see that brawl last night?

Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude!

Harpoons by Shish0o June 16, 2021

harpooning 

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

harpooning by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006