Harpoons

When something is wild or crazy

Did you see that brawl last night?

Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude!

by Shish0o June 16, 2021

Harpoons

What you man when whales (land and sea) approach.

ZOMG look at that bitch waddling over to us! Where are teh harpoons, man them!

by StrizzMatik February 17, 2010

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

man the harpoons

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010

The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*

by mightymoksha September 28, 2009

Man the Harpoons!

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010