Guy:man it doesnt take that long to wash your hands, you poppin' one off?
Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes
Guy:exactly
Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes
Guy:exactly
by metrosexualbastard August 18, 2006
-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
A being of superiority, not quite human, but not all machine. Usually a brown man with a british accent and a PHD in mindblowing and a master's degree in wooing.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.
by metrosexualbastard August 24, 2006
-A variation of fool of a took directed at a person of asian descent, or a white man of extreme incompetence.
-Also used as an angry outburst and statement of hatred as a result of a loss in competition.
-Also used as an angry outburst and statement of hatred as a result of a loss in competition.
by metrosexualbastard August 22, 2006
The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006