Harpoonion

When a person gives their opinion on something and another person gives an immediate and completely opposite opinion.

John: "I think the Healthcare system needs some restructuring because the wait times are really long."

Sue: "Nurses make too much money and don't do anything. THAT'S the problem!"

Greg: "Whoa... Sue's harpoonion derailed the conversation!"

by TheRicketyChair December 31, 2025

harpoontang

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks

I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.

by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010

harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Harpoontang

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.

"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"

by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009

Harpooning

The act of impaling ones Sexual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.

Sex with a fat bird.

by paul edwards May 19, 2004

harpooning

When you are having a night out and out of all the fish in the sea, you end up with a whale.

Friend1: So are you going to put on your beer goggles and go harpooning for the whales like last time?
Friend2: Fuck you..

by aksdfhksajdhfksadf June 12, 2013

Harpooning

It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.

Tonight is going to be a great night I'm going harpooning downtown.

by Joseph horn October 5, 2009