harkass
being fake as fuck
man donald trump is a harkass
harkass by mr.fiercefierce October 30, 2018
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Commitment harassment
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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Commitment harassment
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
Electronic Harassment
The use of radio frequency, sonic, laser and other types of devices to remotely inflict a variety of effects on the mind and/or body.
Electronic Harassment by Artdericko June 28, 2016
mouth harassing
What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!
mouth harassing by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017
fecal harrassment
When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
fecal harrassment by Running out of patience March 7, 2008
Flexual Harassment
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Flexual Harassment by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018
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