haofn

Ur mom

Haofn is a milf

haofn by Harleylr50 January 13, 2022

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

hofnar 

acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason

He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.

hofnar by PYRO November 20, 2002

HOFNAR 

An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.

I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.

HOFNAR by Fast Gil October 26, 2009

halfnard 

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.

"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"

halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

hofnar 

acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"

Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!

hofnar by mgod May 30, 2006

harfniffer 

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.

Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!

harfniffer by Jay August 11, 2004