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Haofn is a milf
by Harleylr50 January 13, 2022
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Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
by ColdFacts April 23, 2017
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hofnar

acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason
He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.
by PYRO November 20, 2002
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HOFNAR

An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.
I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.
by Fast Gil October 26, 2009
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halfnard

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.
"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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hofnar

acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"
Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!
by mgod May 30, 2006
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harfniffer

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.
Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!
by Jay August 11, 2004
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