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derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.

"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"

halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

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Halftard

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard

That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard

Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010

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Halftard

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

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Halftard

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

Halftard by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

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Halftard

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

Halftard by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

halftard

Idiot, moron, douchebag, loser

My boss is a halftard

halftard by expunculator May 28, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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