halfnard 

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.

"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"

halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

Halftard 

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard

That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard

Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010

Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

Halftard 

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

Halftard by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

Halftard 

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

Halftard by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

halftard 

Idiot, moron, douchebag, loser

My boss is a halftard

halftard by expunculator May 28, 2011