hofnar

acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason

He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

HOFNAR

An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.

I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.

by Fast Gil October 26, 2009

hofnar

acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"

Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!

by mgod May 30, 2006

hofnar

common among middle and high school age males. Acronym standing for Hard On for No Apparent Reason.

I can't go to the chalkboard to answer that question, I have a hofnar!

by fellmysminger October 23, 2009

HOFNAR

Hard On For No Apparent Reason

Hey Paul its 10am and I have a HOFNAR, time to go to level 6 to sort it out

by Binster July 20, 2010

hofnar

Dutch word for a Jester. A person to entertain the king by telling some lame jokes or doing something stupid.

Same as Hofnarr (German)

Also used to describe a person in Dutch Carnaval who wears some lame outfit (pointy hat, etc.) which resembles a hofnar from earlier time.

De hofnar vertelt alleen maar domme opmerkingen
(- The Jester only makes stupid remarks)

by krvabo December 29, 2007

hoffnar

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006