ken69's definitions

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

gayful

To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.

As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.

by ken69 September 9, 2009

rectophiliac

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

by ken69 November 6, 2009

decubing

The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.

"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"

by ken69 May 12, 2010

pharmaceutical rep

a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.

The pharmaceutical rep came by the doctor's office to explain why patients' prefer a Cialis erection to a Viagra erection.

by ken69 February 17, 2009

vege-link

The feces of a vegetarian.

Those adventists lay some gnarly smelling vege-links.

by ken69 January 21, 2009

flied lice

a tasty concoction of rice vegetables and choice of meat sauteed in oil and soy sauce. often enjoyed with chopsticks.

My favorite dish at the Panda Inn is the flied lice.

by ken69 January 27, 2009