boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.

Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

goute

inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound

I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.

by ken69 February 04, 2009

flied lice

a tasty concoction of rice vegetables and choice of meat sauteed in oil and soy sauce. often enjoyed with chopsticks.

My favorite dish at the Panda Inn is the flied lice.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

gayful

To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.

As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.

by ken69 September 09, 2009

rectophiliac

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

by ken69 November 06, 2009