Definitions by ken69

decubing 

The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.

"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"

decubing by ken69 May 12, 2010

rectophiliac 

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

rectophiliac by ken69 November 6, 2009

gayful

To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.

As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.

gayful by ken69 September 9, 2009

smegma cleanse 

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

smegma cleanse by ken69 June 23, 2009

pharmaceutical rep 

a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.

The pharmaceutical rep came by the doctor's office to explain why patients' prefer a Cialis erection to a Viagra erection.

pharmaceutical rep by ken69 February 17, 2009

dentist 

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.

I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!

dentist by ken69 February 10, 2009

colopharyngeal reflux 

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.

I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.

colopharyngeal reflux by ken69 February 4, 2009