hankity 

extremely paranoid; a deep personal need to quickly find a place to hide, immediately haul ass

Even though, everything was perfectly calm, Jay was hankity and had to drop the bolt cutters, quilkly get back in the truck, lock the doors, and haul ass. Leaving his partner in crime behind totally in the dark.

hankity by TinFoilDaisy September 23, 2008

Sean Hannity 

A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.

Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.

Sean Hannity by The Real Fat Bastard May 30, 2018

Hannity job 

An 'interview' that is really designed to promote the person interviewed and present their opinion and experiences as the only reasonable ones. All other points of view are presented as irrational and/or evil.

Please don't make me watch Hannity again. I had to take a shower 3 times after seeing the last Hannity job he gave Sarah Palin.

Hannity job by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011

Sean Hannity 

A butthole

You wouldn't believe how much crap just came out of my Sean Hannity the other day.

Sean Hannity by Emaybe July 10, 2010

Hannity insanity 

Intelligent peoples’ nickname for the Sean Hannity Show on Fox due to the simplistic interviews and the oddly hapless and cartoonishly two-dimensional analyses of world events.

We have an excellent comedy line-up tonight on Hannity Insanity, he’s taking a fake spontaneous phone call from 45 and then will be making some absurd shit up about Schiff and Pelosi after that.

Hannity insanity by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

hannity 

1. A statement that is so deceptive or wildly inaccurate that it's amazing that the speaker even thought anyone would believe it in the first place.

2. A large, painful bowel movement that is likely to clog a toilet and cause shitty water to get all over the floor.
3. A large, painful bowel movement that has clogged a toilet and caused shitty water to get all over the floor.

1. "Then he gave me some hannity about gays causing hurricanes."
2. "Those tacos were great, but now I feel like I need to drop a hannity."
3. "Call the janitor. Some jerk left a hannity in the men's room."

hannity by ZeroCorpse December 9, 2017

Sean Hannity 

The closeted gay lover of Donald Trump. He loves to get fucked in the ass by Trump on the weekend and fucks the American population in the ass without lube on the weekdays on the radio waves and on national television.

“I used to like to watch Sean Hannity, but I got sick of having my asshole ripped a new one.”

Sean Hannity by Cult survivor June 11, 2020