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Handwarmers 

"Hey girl, my hands are really cold. Would you mind if I use your handwarmers?"
Handwarmers by Yeet_1337 April 7, 2019
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mexican handwarmer 

When you piss in a can or bottle to make a hand warmer.
I was so cold and had to piss so bad so I made a Mexican handwarmer.
mexican handwarmer by JM0N January 26, 2017

amish handwarmer 

The amish handwarmer is an act of foreplay where one person finger's the other after being outside in the cold for some time. If you live in an area that is warm, substitute cold weather by leaving your hand in ice water for a couple seconds, and you'll get the same affect.

Unlike most sex terms, with male & female sex, the woman is giving the man an amish handwarmer.

Term came from this amish joke:
One day while riding in a carrige with her mother during the winter, an amish girl informed her mother her hands were very cold.
"Just put your hands between your legs, that'll warm them up fast!" To the girls suprise it worked very well, and continued to put her hands between her legs when ever they were cold.
Weeks later, the same amish girl was riding in the carrige with a male friend of hers. Not long into the ride her friend mentioned his hands were warm. So she recomended he put her hands between her legs to warm his hand up. The next day while riding in the carriage, the friend mentioned his nose was cold. The amish girl thought about it and told him to rest his face in her lap to warm his face up. After weeks of doing this, the friend finnally gather up the courage to say "Its so cold out here, my penis is frozen!". Not knowing what a penis was, the amish girl let him put it in her lap.
after arriving home the daughter went to the mother and asked her what a 'penis' was. Taken completely by suprise the mother could only ask why she wanted to know.
so the daughter said "I was wondering, because they make a huge mess when they thaw."
The first day it snows, my girlfriend gives me an amish handwarmer.

I love giving amish handwarmers, it feels "refreshing".
amish handwarmer by harmonistrendy September 4, 2006

Icelandic handwarmer 

When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy
Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night

dutch handwarmer 

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.
Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."
dutch handwarmer by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020

hobo handwarmer 

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.
Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer
hobo handwarmer by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

canadian handwarmer 

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole
dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer
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