handmart

half handsome, half smart. One stop shop for all thing foreplay.

Kevi pleases all my needs (sexually), hes such a handmart.

by Gainzzdesai December 14, 2017

Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

by webweary June 19, 2011

Handparty

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.

"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."

by JasonFasho January 19, 2009

handfarting

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy

Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted

by kylet June 27, 2006