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headmaster

headmaster, n.

(1) the principal of a school or similar educational institution

(2) someone who is really good at oral sex
I got sent to the headmaster.
headmaster by IKEA May 12, 2004

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.
My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.
handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Hashmaster

To be a ganja warrior of sorts, and to smoke enough marijuana that you cannot feel any limbs on your body.
I think I'm a Hashmaster, I can't feel my legs dude...
Hashmaster by Potsmokery October 6, 2011

Headmaster

head·mas·ter
/ˌhedˈmastər/
noun
(especially in private schools) the man in charge of a school; the principal.
The headmaster appears to have everything under control.
Headmaster by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

landmaster 

To be without creativity. To hold the power to create a truly epic game and fail on numerous levels. Also see: Sakurai, Nintendo

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
Ex. "lolololzurz theis iz a dumb topicz u phALEZ/10"

Reply post: "Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakurai January 11, 2009

HackMaster92000

A bri’ish discordian that loves to imagine himself fucking discord kittens and characters of kid shows.
Have you heard HackMaster92000 is outside we have to keep our doors locked.
HackMaster92000 by LillyHaleli June 29, 2022