by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026
Get the handcel mug.To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.
Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.
Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.
Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.
The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.
by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008
Get the handlelocked mug.he's the most precious thing in this world. Any girl would be lucky to have any Hancel as their boyfriend.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.
Hancel is the best.
by indianarose February 3, 2010
Get the Hancel mug.A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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Get the Handgelina Jolie mug.A group, mainly a church group, that gets together every week to ring bells. All the cool kids are in handbells.
Me: "Are you going to handbells tonight?"
Robert: "Yeah. All of my friends are going to a party, but i'm cooler than them, so i am going to church. Look! There's a dead squirrel!"
Me: "Awesome!"
Robert: "Yeah. All of my friends are going to a party, but i'm cooler than them, so i am going to church. Look! There's a dead squirrel!"
Me: "Awesome!"
by handbell.person.um.yeahh May 12, 2010
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