handcel

a man who can not partake in sexual activity due to his little baby hands

bob: *has small hands*
women: wow what a baby handed little bitch boy handcel

handcel by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026

Chronic handheld check 

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

Chronic handheld check by Raylock August 19, 2010

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

handlelocked by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

Hancel 

he's the most precious thing in this world. Any girl would be lucky to have any Hancel as their boyfriend.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.

Hancel is the best.

Hancel by indianarose February 3, 2010

Nelson Handela 

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.

I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.

Nelson Handela by Toeser13 April 15, 2014

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie

Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie

Handgelina Jolie by MutahMan March 6, 2011

Handbells 

A group, mainly a church group, that gets together every week to ring bells. All the cool kids are in handbells.

Me: "Are you going to handbells tonight?"
Robert: "Yeah. All of my friends are going to a party, but i'm cooler than them, so i am going to church. Look! There's a dead squirrel!"
Me: "Awesome!"

Handbells by handbell.person.um.yeahh May 12, 2010