handclaps

a songs with a beat that makes you dance and clap your hands.

touch the sky by kanye west is such a handclaps song

handclaps by lksdfn September 17, 2006

festival of handclaps 

1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions

2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.

3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.

1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!

Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.

2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!

Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!

3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!

Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!

festival of handclaps by Sapphires and Swingstars December 7, 2006

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

elevated handslap 

a term used frequently in the first season of man of the hour hour. basically a high-five.

Person One: High - Five!
Person Two: Elevated Handslap!
Person One: Sure Whatever.
*people high-five each other*

elevated handslap by AmmiiMONSTER. February 24, 2008

Handiclapped

When some is handicapped and ‘clapped’ at the same time

Wow, Steven Hawken is so handiclapped

Handiclapped by Dankipicus October 22, 2018

Handicapslock 

The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.

They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".

"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.

Handicapslock by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010

Hand Claps and Finger Snaps 

A term that means Yhasssssssssss, it expresses extreme approval for fashion, hair, or anything fabulous. While saying it one should clap and snap along with fling their hair, shake their head, and make fish lips.

"Honey, that weave is everything "Hand Claps and Finger Snaps" to the temples for offering the sacrifice of that weave!!!"

Hand Claps and Finger Snaps by A Shade of Lovely November 18, 2014