Handbells

A group, mainly a church group, that gets together every week to ring bells. All the cool kids are in handbells.

Me: "Are you going to handbells tonight?"
Robert: "Yeah. All of my friends are going to a party, but i'm cooler than them, so i am going to church. Look! There's a dead squirrel!"
Me: "Awesome!"

by handbell.person.um.yeahh May 12, 2010

European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.

As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"

by drunkram July 22, 2015

hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012

handball

Australian colloquial use, meaning to unilaterally give responsibility for a problem to someone else. Comes from Australian Football, where the "handball" is the fastest legitimate way to dispose the football. The receiving player gets no protection if they receive a handball, they are subject to immediate tackle. Often when players are about to be tackled they desperately handball to a teammate, solving their immediate problem but often putting the receiving player in the same difficulty. Where the receiver is put in physical danger, it is a "hospital handball". Also known as the "hand pass".

Ian didn't want to deal with the difficult project, so he handballed it to me.

by timattrn November 7, 2017

handballing

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing

Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.

by skin May 20, 2004

african handball

The sport otherwise known as Basketball, Blacksketball, Niggerball, etc.

Yo, we gon' play some african handball. You down?

by Schwarzkrieg April 2, 2005

Handballijczyk

debilijczyk

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by yraoifrir July 24, 2020