hammeet

an individual with a big penis and a big personality

yoooo he look like a hammeet.

by asdfghjkl;wqertyuiopzxcvbnm, March 15, 2018

Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

kirk hammett

a VERY hot guitarist who plays in the famous metal band metallica

kirk hammett is hot

by hollqndsfx November 13, 2022

hammertime

When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.

"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"

by oderalon February 1, 2020

Hammerthrow

A sexual position used with midgets. the midgets open their legs while the big person places them in front and begins to spin them around like one does in hammerthrow

Connor loves fucking midgets in the hammerthrow position.

by Connorlikeslittleones June 10, 2009

hammertext

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

by MC hammer April 27, 2012

hammertiming

To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.

yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.

Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.

you down on hammertiming?

by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013