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Hammertoe 

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.
Hammertoe by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009

Hammertoe 

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore
you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe
Hammertoe by Squant0 December 10, 2007

hammertoe 

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.
Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.
hammertoe by Chux December 9, 2003

hammerhorn 

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum
I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock
hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better
Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

hammerhead shark 

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.