To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.
yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.
Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.
you down on hammertiming?
Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.
you down on hammertiming?
by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013
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Get the Hammertime mug.The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.
by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005
Get the hammertime mug.'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
by Triggermortis November 12, 2010
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It's muthafuckin Hammertime!
by ok June 24, 2003
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