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hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive
God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.
hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012
Words you can keep

hammertext 

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."
hammertext by Pfelgin Negnar June 10, 2013

Halt! Hammerzeit! 

One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.
"Stop! Hammertime!"

in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Hammerzeit!"
Halt! Hammerzeit! by Liam Maloney December 9, 2007

hammerzeit 

German for "hammer time," often used in conjunction with a picture of some Nazi soldiers mocking their comrade who has fallen on the ice. Also a multiplayer game on Halo 3.
Look at this funny picture of hammerzeit!!
hammerzeit by Kevin__C January 3, 2008

Hammerbelt 

A belt full of hammers.
Also charades...
Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!
Hammerbelt by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019

Hammersexual 

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"
Hammersexual by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

Hammerzeit 

Pronounced H-ah-muhr-Sigh-et.

A purely American term, despite it's German wording, that literally translates out to "Hammertime", which is the abomination that a one hit wonder singer named MC Hammer unleashed upon the world. This phrase is often used in conjunction (and quite possibly based upon) a picture of four German WWII-era Heer (Army) infantry standing on a iced-over pond, one of whom has slipped upon said ice and appears to be break dancing, and his cohorts are mocking his accident. It is by sheer stupidity, and misinformation that this was created, but it is here nonetheless, and is rapidly catching on as a meme. Whoever that mysterous German soldier is, I wish you well in the afterlife...
Halt, Hammerzeit!
Hammerzeit by Joe 2.0.1 January 19, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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