hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012

hammertext 

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."

hammertext by Pfelgin Negnar June 10, 2013

Halt! Hammerzeit! 

One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.

"Stop! Hammertime!"

in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Hammerzeit!"

Halt! Hammerzeit! by Liam Maloney December 9, 2007

hammerzeit 

German for "hammer time," often used in conjunction with a picture of some Nazi soldiers mocking their comrade who has fallen on the ice. Also a multiplayer game on Halo 3.

Look at this funny picture of hammerzeit!!

hammerzeit by Kevin__C January 3, 2008

Hammerbelt 

A belt full of hammers.
Also charades...

Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!

Hammerbelt by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019

Hammersexual 

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

Hammersexual by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

Hammerzeit 

Pronounced H-ah-muhr-Sigh-et.

A purely American term, despite it's German wording, that literally translates out to "Hammertime", which is the abomination that a one hit wonder singer named MC Hammer unleashed upon the world. This phrase is often used in conjunction (and quite possibly based upon) a picture of four German WWII-era Heer (Army) infantry standing on a iced-over pond, one of whom has slipped upon said ice and appears to be break dancing, and his cohorts are mocking his accident. It is by sheer stupidity, and misinformation that this was created, but it is here nonetheless, and is rapidly catching on as a meme. Whoever that mysterous German soldier is, I wish you well in the afterlife...

Halt, Hammerzeit!

Hammerzeit by Joe 2.0.1 January 19, 2010