Hammertimed
Hammertimed by pseudonym2009 April 30, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
hammertimed
hammertimed by kanyevil May 28, 2007
Related Words
hammertime
hammertime by oderalon February 1, 2020
Hammer Timed
An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.
Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!
Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
Hammer Timed by Craigorator November 8, 2007
hammertiming
To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.
yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.
Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.
you down on hammertiming?
Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.
you down on hammertiming?
hammertiming by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013
Hammertime
Hammertime by Anonymous June 10, 2003
hammertime
The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.
hammertime by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026