hamburglar helper 

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

hamburglar helper by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

handburglar helper 

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

handburglar helper by Morlun July 26, 2008

hamburger helper 

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

hamburger helper by |< |3 July 16, 2006

Hamburger Helper 

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

Hamburger Helper by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

Hamburger Helper 

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

Hamburger Helper by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

Hamburger Helper 

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

Hamburger Helper by squidfinder123 September 18, 2005

Hamburger helper 

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

Hamburger helper by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010