Hamburglar

Someone that steals your hamburger(s)

Hamburglar: "Give me all your hamburgers"
Peasant: "No way"

by Harm1 July 7, 2011

hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

hamburglar

someone that comes along and jacks your burger.

damn that hamburglar just owned me.

by sputtleface April 8, 2003

hamburglar

a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.

" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"

by hellboy October 12, 2003

hamburglar

someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!

Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.

by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006

hamburglar

To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."

by scala5k January 23, 2005

Hamburglar

The Hamburglar is a person who stays in handicap stalls and he wipes shit all over the walls, he mostly draws smiley faces and has a big mac bun between his butt cheeks.

"I drew smile faces on the walls!"
"You must be the Hamburglar!"

by Hamburger Criminal August 24, 2022