Urban Dictionary: hamburger helper

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A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

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Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 07, 2010

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hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

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Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

by vap0rWTC February 05, 2010