A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.
by |< |3 July 16, 2006
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Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.
when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.
by the hopwood June 26, 2009
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The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube
Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.
by mgooch July 6, 2011
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hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.
When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!
by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021
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the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper
" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."
by nickcory June 4, 2009
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when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly
I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap
by brian jenkins January 30, 2008
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