26 definition by Verbal Platinum Princess

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When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.
It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

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When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.
Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

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Unattractive vehicle.
Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

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A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.
Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

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1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.
Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

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McDonald's food.
I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

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Bong water. Also known as Jamaican kool-aid.
Shanaugh spilled rasta kool-aid all over Jarvis and now he smells really bad!
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

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