hamburglar helper

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

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balloon cocoon

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

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When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

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Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

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When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

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1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

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Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

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