A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
by Jerkymcstupid August 07, 2010
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Get the Chewie mug.The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.
Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.
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Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
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Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
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Get the Allergic Chomp mug.1: A sad sorry excuse for a human being that wouldn't know good music if it fucked his/her mother with a broomstick. Can usually be seen running around running around in a leather motorcycle jacket and torn black jeans that he/she just bought from hot topic calling everyone else "posers" then going home to watch Hanna Montana, masturbating, ejaculating into a thermos that came with their Dora the explorer lunch box and later drinking that ejaculate wile listening to their blink 182, Sum 41, Ramones and good Charlotte mix tapes.
Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.
2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.
3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.
4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.
2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.
3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.
4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
My Brother is a Big "Ramones Fan"
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
by Jerkymcstupid July 27, 2010
Get the Ramones Fan mug.The most Over rated "Punk Band" ever created. Many Believe they were the first, apparently they have never heard of the 101'ers, New york Dolls, The stooges and the stranglers. In reality they were hacks who jumped onto the bandwagon and made a mockery of the genre. They turned Punk into Pop and paved the way for bands Like Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and worst of all Blink 182. The Ramones Were the worst thing to ever happened to music. The deaths of the members should be national holidays. Thank god for Lymphoma and heroin overdoses.
The Ramones are great! I love them almost as much as I like sucking off old men in the bus station bathroom!
by Jerkymcstupid July 26, 2010
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