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Someone who is amazing at everything. He is super athletic, super smart, and super handsome. Once he is born he is the best at everything. All girls wish too be with a hakob.

Did you see hakob bench 670 pounds? Then he picked up 7 girls at the same time. I wish I could be a hakob.

hakob by Bob boxgenian August 22, 2017

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Hakos Baelz

rat

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes

Hakos Baelz by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021

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Related Words

hakob • hakobyte • nico hakobyan • Håkon • hákon • hacob • Hakotora • haboba • Hacobis • hacoblacob

Hakosuka

Boxy skyline. Hako is for carton or box and suka is for Skyline, as in the Nissan Skyline GTR.

Did you see that Hakosuka Gtr fly by? Is that skyline an old Hakosuka?

Hakosuka by Bad Bones October 14, 2010

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Hakbar

Dutch slang for an Islamic fundamentalist. After "Allahu Akbar", Allah is the greatest in Arabic.

Osama Bin Laden has a huge following among hakbars all over the world.

Hakbar by Tom Roes March 28, 2007

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Hakonians

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.

i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.

Hakonians by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009

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haloboi3

shitty undertale musician

"follow @haloboi3-yessirry on soundcloud now"
"who's haloboi3?"
"doing your mom"

haloboi3 by nigganuts gamin August 17, 2021

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hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.

hákon by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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