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hacob

jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.
a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
by sP0oDer November 3, 2019
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hacob

A complete retard that likes to fuck the ugliest guys / girls
EW LOOK AT THAT HACOB OVERTHERE
by IcedWaters June 8, 2016
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hacob

great guy who makes you feel special! sometimes he is a huge simp but he is very wholesome and loving<3. He tends to say negatives things about himself (just sometimes).you can talk to him about your feelings and he will undertsand. He looks very handsome and hot. His personality is great he is funny, kind, understanding, sometimes shy and so on. When someone is rude to his friends he will defend them. He loves playing games like valorant or other games.
person 1: who is that guy ???
person 2: he is hacob

person 1: I am jealous of him
by hellorheaven August 9, 2021
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hacob

great guy who makes you feel special! sometimes he is a huge simp but he is very wholesome and loving<3. He tends to say negatives things about himself (just sometimes).you can talk to him about your feelings and he will undertsand. He looks very handsome and hot. His personality is great he is funny, kind, understanding, sometimes shy and so on. When someone is rude to his friends he will defend them. He loves playing games like valorant or other games.
person 1: who is that guy ???
person 2: he is hacob

person 1: I am jealous of him
by hellorheaven August 9, 2021
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HACKBRIDGE

An area of outer south London within the London Borough of Sutton. Sutton Council is renowned for its green credentials, as evidenced by being a partner in the energy efficient housing scheme in Hackbridge known as BedZED (=Beddington Zero Energy Development).

Hackbridge is near to a beautiful and extensive park: Beddington Park contains a Grade I listed manor house, and is very picturesque with the River Wandle (a Thames tributary) flowing through it.

Hackbridge is in travel card zone 4, and just one stop from uber cool Carshalton.
Hackbridge is set for even greater things in coming years with more beautifully designed, ecological housing now being built.
by .l May 12, 2014
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Hackbook Pro

A portable PC "hacked" to run OSX86. A Hackbook is the equivalent of an Apple Macbook, and a Hackbook Pro is the equivalent of an Apple Macbook Pro.
Alex: Dude, I just installed Leopard on my HP laptop! It's like the most awesome Hackbook Pro ever!
Mike: That's freakin' rad, too bad your WiFi and sound doesn't work though...
by felixkry October 9, 2008
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haloboi3

"follow @haloboi3-yessirry on soundcloud now"
"who's haloboi3?"
"doing your mom"
by nigganuts gamin August 17, 2021
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