hacob
jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.
a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
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