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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.

hákon by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

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Hákon

Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.

1 am

Girl: .....
Hákon: u up?

Hákon by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

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hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.

hákon by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

Hákon

A very hot and sexy man. The name Hákon is often associated with MS fuckboys.

1 am

Girl: ......
Hákon: u up?💦

Hákon by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

Håkon

Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))

Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!

Håkon by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009

Håkon

The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.

He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.

Håkon by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016

Håkon

A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday

Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.

Håkon by Håkon M September 11, 2019

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026