Håkon

Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))

Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!

by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009

Håkon

The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.

He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.

by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016

Håkon

A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday

Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.

by Håkon M September 11, 2019

Håkon

Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.

Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him

Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!

by Karoline.ig November 11, 2020

Håkon

A diva

Håkon is such a diva

by Outofmelk July 18, 2017

Håkon

Håkon is a male who will never quite grow up. He will always stick to his kid-like sides. Håkon tends to be really stubborn and stick to their own way of thinking, not caring about other people’s opinions. Discussion and arguments is usually Håkons direct way of thinking.

The «å» in Håkon, has developed from the Norwegian language. The early Norwegian kings, were named Haakon. It’s pronounced the same, with «aa» directly meaning «å»

“Oh Håkon, stop being so stubborn! You’ll know soon enough that you are not right!”

“Håkon can’t leave a discussion on behalf of himself”

by KHT_HEEJT October 9, 2018

Håkon

A guy with a huge dick and sexy toes

Wow...you are such a Håkon

by Yeetd4b3r October 10, 2018