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Halftard 

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard
That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard
Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010
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haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.
dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!
haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019

Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

hazletard 

1) noun: A mentally impaired person from Hazleton, Pennsylvania; 2) verb: to render something or somebody useless; 3) verb: to act mentally impaired while in the city limits of Hazleton, PA
A hazletard (definition 1) stole my quad, barrelled up City Hall's steps and hazletarded (def. 2 past-tense) the fucking bitch. The cops found him hazletarding (def. 3 past participle) down the block, from meth. I got to leave this fucking town!
hazletard by Hazletard-in-Chief October 11, 2010
Similar to Narutard and Bleachtard except that the person is a extreme fan of the Halo game series.
Stop playing Halo and get a life, you halotard.
halotard by Brett Sun March 13, 2008

Hellatarded 

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.
Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.
Hellatarded by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022